While we can’t deny the stunning architecture of a pair of Louboutins, it’s equally fascinating to look at something a little less conventional from time to time. Perhaps that’s why Instagram account @CrimesAgainstShoemanity boasts the popularity it does – over 28,000 followers and counting. Exploring the downright questionable in all things footwear, it proves that when it comes to fashion, taste is truly subjective. Sneakers crossbred with stripper heels? They exist. Peep-toe cowboy boots? Check. Wedges plastered with a pepperoni print? Don’t get us started!
Some are so bad that they’re almost sort of good – Jennifer Lopez actually made denim ‘joots’ the center of one of her street-style looks. Others, meanwhile, have left us questioning everything. Documented by footwear aficionado Rebel Royale, these crimes against the shoe have to be seen to be believed. Here, we share a couple of eyesores to illustrate our point.
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Birds evolved from dinosaurs, remember that. 🦖⏭🦆 #pigeonshoes #japan #crimesagainstshoemanity
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I’m hungry: a mood board. #pizza #🍕#pizzalife #pizzashoes #crimesagainstshoemanity
