ICYMI: Shrimp Tails Found in a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box Are Now Being DNA Tested

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Photo: Courtesy of @jensenkarp

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Shrimp Tails Found in Cinnamon Toast Crunch

On March 22nd, Jensen Karp, husband of Danielle Fishel – the actress who became popular after playing Topanga in Boy Meets World in the 90s – tweeted a very disturbing picture of his morning breakfast which included the cereal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and what appeared to be two shrimp tails. Karp, a comedian, writer, and podcast host, naturally handled the matter with humor, although it soon turned to a PR battle when the cereal’s parent company, General Mills, suggested that it was clumps of sugar and not, in fact, shrimp tails, but they would replace the box. Karp refused the replacement, and revealed he had also found bits of string in the bag as well as unidentified –but highly disturbing-looking – pieces baked into other squares.

Since his initial tweet, the issue has escalated to a full investigation by General Mills, including DNA testing for the shrimp tails. But as one Twitter user pointed out, the real irony is that the following is an entirely true statement: “A man named Karp married to a woman named Fishel found shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The cereal was purchased from the Costco on Topanga Canyon Blvd. and his wife played Topanga on Boy Meets World. Meanwhile, Karp used to be a guest on Pistol Shrimp Podcast.” Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

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The First UAE Citizenship Appear to Have Been Given Away

At the end of January this year, the UAE announced that they would start granting Emirati citizenship to ‘talented and innovative’ people. According to Twitter last night, it appears that the UAE has already begun giving away the coveted passport. Iraqi-born Hamid Mijwil Khalf Al Naimy – chancellor at the University of Sharjah – and Mirpur Khas-born businessman, Lal Hariram Ganwani, are among the first to receive their Emirati citizenship as of the fifteenth of March. We wonder who will be next.

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Dubai-based Painter Sells Largest Painting in the World for $62 million

Dubai-based, British-born painter and philanthropist Sacha Jafri has sold his painting, ‘The Journey of Humanity’, in its entirety. Painted in the Atlantis ballroom during seven months of lockdown, Jafri had originally separated the painting into 70 large canvases to be sold individually with the aim of raising $30 million USD for charities such as UNICEF, UNESCO, the Global Gift Foundation, and Dubai Cares – aimed at empowering children most affected by COVID-19. However, French-national and crypto-currency businessman, Andre Abdoune, purchased the painting in its entirety for twice the amount at a total of $62 million USD.

“It was my dream in my life to do something amazing for my children, for my father. I talked with Sacha and I discovered the investment and love he put into this painting was so amazing. All my life I was aiming to help children. When I was a child, I had nothing to eat. Now I have something to eat. We all have to do something. Every dollar can mean something. If we do it together, we give hope to these children and their future,” said Abdoune.

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Photo: Courtesy of @SachaJafri
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Dubai Mourns the Passing of Sheikh Hamdan Bin Rashid Al Maktoum

Dubai is in mourning after the passing of Sheikh Hamdan Bin Rashid Al Maktoum. His funeral procession was led by Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Crown Prince of Dubai, as well as Sheikh Maktoum bin Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Deputy Ruler of Dubai, and Sheikh Ahmed Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Chairman of the Rashid Al Maktoum Knowledge Foundation. The funeral prayers were led by his brother and Ruler of Dubai, Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum. All events in Dubai were cancelled for a period of three days, and flags are flying at half-mast for the next 10 days.

 

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Photo: Courtesy of @gulfnews
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KENZO Continues Its Support of Tiger Conservation With Latest Capsule Collection

With the launch of a second capsule collection featuring new graphics of the emblematic tiger, Kenzo continues its valuable support of tiger conservation. With beautiful images of the elegant feline and striking colors and patterns that reflect the wild and exotic animal, Kenzo also gives startling statistics like the fact that as of 2010, there were only 3,200 tigers left in the world – which means we have lost 95% of the entire population in the last century. Kenzo’s efforts will hopefully aid to double the population in 2022.

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Photo: Courtesy of Kenzo
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Vacheron Constantin Opens Its Latest Boutique in Bahrain

The world’s oldest Haute Horlogerie manufacturer, Vacheron Constantin, has announced the official opening of its first boutique in Manama, the capital of the Kingdom of Bahrain. Located in Moda Mall, the new boutique gives homage to its new home with distinct Middle Eastern elements interwoven with the traditional Swiss heritage. Watch lovers and connoisseurs can find the most recent ‘Égérie’ collection at the new boutique as well as a range of models from simple to high complication timepieces, and expect the same first-class service, bespoke hospitality, and sophistication Vacheron Constantin is known for.

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Photo: Courtesy of Vacheron Constantin
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Monica Belucci Is the New Face of the Dolce & Gabbana Devotion Bag

Set in the enchanting location of Lake Cuomo, the now-iconic ‘Devotion Bag’ has been made even more lovelier with the addition of the captivating face and charisma of Monica Bellucci in Dolce & Gabbana‘s Spring/Summer 2021 campaign. In this latest campaign, the Sacred Heart symbol is celebrated in a declaration of love and devotion to elegance made all the more perfect with the image of Bellucci and all that she represents.

“Monica Bellucci is the emblem of Italian beauty in the world. Her friendship makes us proud and her charm gives an incredible light to our creations. With Monica, we share the devotion for the beauty and craftsmanship, for work, family and Italy: it is a pleasure to be able to tell all this love alongside her,” say Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana.

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Photo: Courtesy of Dolce&Gabbana
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