Reality TV is not your genre of choice. You have no interest in learning how to contour. You’d never spend money on a book of someone else’s selfies. And E is nothing but a letter of the alphabet to you. Yet, you seem to know what Kim Kardashian is up to – you haven’t been living under a rock, after all. But exactly how much do you know? Today, as the reality star blows out 39 candles, we’re putting you in the spotlight with a quiz centered around the many, many times that she made headlines worldwide (and you couldn’t avoid them, no matter how hard you tried).
1. How many days was Kim married to Kris Humphries?
2. Where was Kim robbed at gunpoint?
3. Kim famously got hysterical over losing something in the ocean during a family vacation. What was it?
4. What did Kim have to rename after being accused of cultural appropriation?
5. Why did Kim have to use a surrogate for two of her four children?
6. Which of her bodyguards did Kim have a fling with?
7. What added fuel to the rumors that Kim was dating Kanye West back in 2012?
8. In whose feud did Kim insert herself?
9. How did Kim "break the internet"?
10. What is Kim studying to be?
You’re practically a member of the Kardashian Klan. Not only did you shed a tear when Kim lost her earring, but you also added Bora Bora to your bucket list and started a GoFundMe campaign to have it replaced.
You’re not a superfan yet, but definitely show potential. You’ve tried to keep up with Kim’s many shenanigans, but life got in the way. Fret not because between tabloids, her Instagram account, and those never-ending marathons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E!, you can catch up with some version of reality.