Here’s How We Know What Prince George Is Thinking

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He may have turned only six today, but it seems Prince George already has some pretty twisted inner thoughts. First and foremost, his opinion of Meghan Markle as a mere commoner in dire need of a decent outfit hasn’t changed, but it seems the birthday boy has a new target in her son Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor – rather, the fact that the baby is (all the way) seventh in line to the throne.

But besides the smugness of knowing that he’ll someday be king – George is third in line of succession – the little prince has had a busy year. The last few months alone have seen him have a laugh at Donald Trump’s vast collection of baby mamas, continue to draw comparisons between horses and Camilla Parker Bowles, and even take the viral FaceApp challenge. But what makes the world privy to the snarky inner monologue accompanying the pint-sized royal’s priceless face expressions? Two words: Gary Janetti.

The name may not ring a bell, but if you’ve ever laughed while watching Will & Grace or Family Guy, you’re already a fan. The American writer and producer has amassed over 797,000 followers on his Instagram account @garyjanetti by embodying the world’s most recognizable toddler and taking down the British royal family, one member at a time – all in good fun, of course. As for the birthday boy’s sassiest, most catty opinions? Still reserved for none other than “Auntie Meg” and “Seven”.

 

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“Mission accomplished.”

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“It’s like she wants us to hate him.”

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“Mum’s so happy because Meghan still hasn’t lost the baby weight.”

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“So fun celebrating Seven’s christening.”

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“I’ve helpfully labeled where everyone stands in the line of succession.”

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“I don’t know what’s worse, that she’s still holding her stomach or that hat.”

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“Well, she already has a more successful acting career than the original.”

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“It’s from my newly launched ‘7th in line’ line.”

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“Rule Great Britain?”

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“Is it called 7th in Line and does it smell like never gonna happen?”

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