You’ve Never Known What Prince George Is (Really) Thinking – Until Now

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He may be only four years old, but it seems Prince George already has some pretty twisted inner thoughts. First and foremost, he thinks of Meghan Markle as a mere commoner in dire need of a decent outfit. His rivalry with Savannah Phillips is in full swing after she silenced him as the royal family sang the national anthem on the Buckingham Palace balcony, he’s ever-so-smug about having more hair than Prince William, he refuses to let Princess Charlotte steal his thunder, and he thinks of Prince Louis as just an ET-esque blip on the radar – for now.

But what makes the world privy to the snarky inner monologue accompanying the pint-sized royal’s priceless face expressions? Two words: Gary Janetti. The name may not ring a bell, but if you’ve ever laughed while watching Will & Grace or Family Guy, you’re already a fan. The American writer and producer has amassed over 457,000 followers on his Instagram account @garyjanetti by embodying the world’s most recognizable toddler and taking down the British royal family, one member at a time. As for the sassiest, most catty captions? Reserved for none other than “Auntie Meg” and her wardrobe, of course.

“Here. Take my credit card and buy yourself one decent outfit.”

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“We’re at DEFCON one. Put the plan into action. Over and out.”

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“Those were supposed to be my earrings!”

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“Don’t think I forgot about you and your Ann Taylor Loft wardrobe.”

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“Oh, shit, she thinks she’s Jackie O!”

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“Quit copying me!”

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“Why are you staring at her stomach? Is it part of your plan?”

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“Been planning this for quite a while I see.”

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“Was this a photo shoot for Thirsty magazine?”

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“So is Suits about a woman who dresses like shit?”

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“What an emotional scene that must have been at Zara.”

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“Could you have picked something more basic? Even I have that dress.”

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“I guess now I know what he sees in you.”

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