He may have turned only five today, but it seems Prince George already has some pretty twisted inner thoughts. First and foremost, he thinks of Meghan Markle as a mere commoner in dire need of a decent outfit. His rivalry with Savannah Phillips is in full swing after she silenced him as the royal family sang the national anthem on the Buckingham Palace balcony, he’s ever-so-smug about having more hair than Prince William, he refuses to let Princess Charlotte steal his thunder, and he thinks of Prince Louis as just an ET-esque blip on the radar (for now).
But what makes the world privy to the snarky inner monologue accompanying the pint-sized royal’s priceless face expressions? Two words: Gary Janetti. The name may not ring a bell, but if you’ve ever laughed while watching Will & Grace or Family Guy, you’re already a fan. The American writer and producer has amassed over 489,000 followers on his Instagram account @garyjanetti by embodying the world’s most recognizable toddler and taking down the British royal family, one member at a time – all in good fun, of course. As for the birthday boy’s sassiest, most catty opinions? Reserved for none other than “Auntie Meg” and her wardrobe, of course.