He’s an “amateur model and lover of all things,” but more importantly, he’s the fraternal twin of Kendall Jenner. Or so he’d like you to believe.
Meet Kirby Jenner, an impeccably mustached man who has managed to impeccably Photoshop himself into countless Kendall photos – everything from her recent cockatoo-accented magazine cover and celebrity sightings of her sitting courtside at a Lakers game to a Calvin Klein billboard of the model alongside Joan Smalls in New York City and candid shots of her giggling next to Grace Coddington in the front row at New York Fashion Week. The results are hilarious (and suspiciously realistic), as evidenced by the fact that his mere 132 posts have amassed over 851,000 followers.
Kirby klearly likes to keep up with only one fellow Instagrammer, though. You guessed it. His twin, Kendall.
Yes I left the window open and a dozen birds flew in and pooped on LITERALLY EVERYTHING smdh… pretty sure one of them was a freakin penguin tho so at least that’s kinda dope! #AlwaysASilverLining #NeverSeenAPenguinInRealLifeBefore #NamedThemAll #Benji #Carmen #Lyle #Dipshit #Norma #Dante #Virginia #MoonPie #Brody #Salamander #BirdFlu
Every good dog owner knows that 1) dogs love to be petted 2) all dogs go to heaven and 3) the longer the tail, the smarter the dog. Well my dog Andrew has the longest tail I’ve ever seen so he must be one friggin smart af pup!! He also loves biting, running away and hiding under the couch. haha smdh freakin Andrew! Kendall’s dog is cute too tho. #Andrew #AdoptDontShop #FoundHimByArbys #DogTwins
Sad today, fam. Our fav Greek restaurant (Pita Palace) closed down so me and Kendall got dressed up and treated their last day open as a hella ritzy funeral ha. Gonna miss their spicy gyro salad and Mama Athena pinching my cheeks and calling me “little fat boy.” I’ve never seen Kendall cry so much. Dang. #SadToday #NoLOL #LittleFatBoy
Every year Kanye forgets the meaning of Christmas so Kendall and I have to remind him what it’s all about. This year we acted out the story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and I don’t wanna brag… but we freakin NAILED it. Mom called it “exhausting” 😄 #NailedIt #FatRudolph #FoughtACatInActFive #TheCatWon
Water is life. Life is water. Water is H2O. Kendall is literally the most hydrated person I know, so it’s obvi why we want this bday to be all about raising money to get clean water to people who need it! Please donate anything you can!! Link to donate in bio! @charitywater #WaterIsDope #butHalfAndhalfIsDelicious #Drank4CartonsAtOurBdayBreakfast #StrongBones #WaterTooTho
As you prob know, Kendall and I take Halloween VERY srsly. No LOL. Ghosts and ghouls and pumpkins are serious business. This year, Kendall dressed up as the “ghost of a girl who got 2nd degree rope burn from her tire swing and died” and I went as “cute giraffe.” Kinda bummed I didn’t win the costume contest but Khloe’s Megatron costume was friggin lit AF 🔥 🔥 🔥 #CongratsKhloe #SuperSeriousHalloween2017 #DidntGetScaredOnce #HadToTakeTheWholeCostumeOffToPee #HappyHalloween
Kendall is going on a “Sandwich Diet” where she basically just doesn’t eat any sandwiches for a month and she hired me to be her “Sandwich Police” which basically means I just don’t let her eat any sandwiches. Not really great at my job tho b/c I thought she was texting on her phone but she was actually just eating a sandwich smh lol. I guess both of us aren’t great at keeping pinky promises 😕😑 #iPromiseToDoBetter #CanTheyTakeMyBadgeAwayForThis? #YesIHaveABadge #SandwichPolice
Got to style my first photoshoot! I went with the theme of “Steve Jobs At the Beach” which was inspired by a dream I had of going to the beach with Steve Jobs. The dream ended in a BRUTAL shark attack but luckily the shoot didn’t LOL!!! #SharksAreActuallyPrettyNice #HahaPictureASharkWearingATurtleNeck #SwimsuitSeason
SO EMBARRASSING… totally thought Kendall said we were going to “mime camp” but I guess she said “voter registration rally.” Lol All good I had fun anyway tho. Ended up using the art of miming to help 20 youngsters register to vote AND taught them about the three branches of government 🙂 #ClassyMime #AlsoMimedAVotingBooth #GotStuckInTheInvisibleVotingBooth #yolo
Can’t believe I got to live my Wild Wild West dreams with Kendall and this giant horse named Greg. His owner said he couldn’t do any tricks but in less than an hour I taught him how to eat peanut butter right out of my mouth!!! Either I’m the REAL horse whisperer, or Greg’s owner is a freakin idiot. He also ate a carrot, sugar cubes, hay, and a AAA battery, which apparently I wasn’t supposed to feed him haha! smdh #HorseFam #HorseSquad #AlsoTurnsOutHorsesCANBite